I can barely function. I still don't know if I caught the bug going around the newsroom, or if it's my diet of bread and hotdogs, but I expect it's a bit of both.

How can someone live like this? I don't want to go to work tomorrow; I want to curl up in my bed and sleep. I spent the entire weekend sleeping. No energy to speak of and very lethargic and groggy.

For someone who -HAS- to live on this diet, I can see why it'd be hard to get off it. Get off OW or find work that can accommodate a disability. It's just so much easier to stay in bed and pretend it will be better tomorrow. Wait for a miracle, the lottery, or a magical floating pizza.

Mmhmm...pizza.